I wish I had learned about old man gardening when I was younger! The concept of OMG is to do as much gardening as you want/need without wrecking your body or stressing your brain. Achieving gardening satisfaction, in my case an important element in achieving life happiness, without compromising physical or mental wellbeing is the objective.
A couple of points need recognition. Firstly, my brain thinks I can achieve greater productivity than my body can deliver – a bit of an aging phenomenon. Secondly, being in control of a project results in even greater satisfaction when it is completed – an age independent characteristic, and hence applicable to everyone.
I never really “got into” those books that described the annual gardening calendar- what to do when. The heart of these books is to provide instruction on what activities need to be done to keep a garden vibrant. A secondary point is to assist in planning workload. This latter point is the philosophy behind OMG.
For many gardeners, winter tends to be a period of keeping warm , perhaps doing a bit of tidying up and enjoying the skeleton of the garden. In the Deep South , transition from winter to spring isn’t an orderly, timely progression – it’s like a switch that gets flicked.As such any work that can be done over winter is a real bonus.

To give an example of OMG ; in the autumn, CP and I, over coffee on an outside bench, discussed the virtues of buddleia – beautiful flowers, attracts insects, easy to grow, simple pruning, does well in the south, reminiscent of home. We decided to install an avenue ( maybe even a copse) of these lovely bushes. As a starter we identified that 9 plants would get us going – not such a small job – could be a little off putting? OMG?
- after a January downpour, when the ground is easily workable dig 9 big holes – clean my spade – take a bath and have a glass of wine
- a few days later on a cold frosty morning go and buy a few bags of compost and some hollytone soil amendment – have lunch.
- ring around a few garden centers to check on plant availability
- at some point, drive for 45 minutes with my pall, blowing the breeze and stop for coffee then pick them up – two to load/inload!
- On the next fine day , have a leisurely planting session – maybe even over 2 days
- at the first opportunity have coffee with CP and inspect the installation- maybe even get a pat on the back!

The point of OMG is to do whatever you want in the garden but to plan it so that you are never psychologically overwhelmed by the size of the task and your body is never over taxed. The days of being faced with a day of digging and planting 50 specimens in a single day are long over!

The buddleia ( yellow ‘honeycombe”) are now installed – the project took about 3 weeks to complete. The hardest part was living with the mess of “ in process” – but that was also the spur to not let it drag on for too long.
I happen to be a sprightly, free spirited male who is somewhat aging. OMG is not gender or age specific and is applicable to anyone who is taking on garden projects.

Job done!!






















































